Emergency room physician often see patients who have
stuck unusual things in unusual places, but Dr. Roger Goldenberg and his wife,
Nurse Wendy Goldenberg, are still buzzing about one woman who got a vibrator
stuck in the most bizarre place imaginable.
The woman came into the Kansas hospital where they
work complaining about the pain in her nether regions caused by the vibrator.
Wendy Goldenberg assumed the vibrator could only be
stuck in the vagina or the anus.
She was wrong.
"When [the patient] said, 'Neither one,' I knew
there was something out of the ordinary," Wendy said on an episode of "Sex
Sent Me To The E.R." "She said, 'It's where I
urinate.'"
Wendy still appeared to be confused.
"There is a little hole that's your urethra,
and your urine comes out of it," she said. "I said 'That's really
impossible.'"
The woman's boyfriend insisted that his girlfriend
was telling the truth. Somehow during sex, a pinky-sized vibrator slipped out
of his finger and went up the urethra.
Roger Goldenberg was still skeptical.
"[The urethra] can stretch out a little bit,
but not as a general rule. Not that much," he said on the episode.
The suffering woman was taken to an examination room
and placed on the pelvic table. Wendy still was thinking there had to be
another explanation besides the urethra.
"There is no way this happened," she said.
"She probably has it in her vaginal area and it just feels like it's
somewhere else."
Roger started examining the woman's pelvic area with
his speculum.
"I start performing the exam and the speculum
starts vibrating in the hand," he said. "You could feel it
vibrating."
Sure enough, the vibrator was in the bladder.
"I couldn't believe it!" he said.
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