Well… it
would appear that the Japanese have developed a tech-laden bra that will only
unhook for “true love.”
The “True Love Tester” bra cannot be masterfully
unhooked by some sleazy player who hit on the wearer at a club. No, this bra
only comes undone when sensors embedded inside it that are connected wirelessly
to a smartphone app detect a particular heart rate.
According to the Victoria’s Secret-like company that
made the bra, Ravijour, a particular heart rate over time indicates
“love.”
And... this company even has a graph comparing the effects of jogging,
shopping, eating spicy food and watching a horror movie with “flirting” and
“surprise gift” on a lady’s heart.
What better way to acknowledge being “in
love” than having your bra fly open?
Ravijour’s slogan is “We do anything for women.”
Of course females might not want to wear this thing
around in public, though. The male-designed bra cups pop open pretty
dramatically.
Ravijour is marketing the bra as a way to protect
women from unwanted sexual advances. It’s not clear how women can unclasp the
bra if they don’t find “true love.”
Loveless flings can never happen and unwanted
gropers don’t stand a chance – as long as a lady is wearing the True Love
Tester.
A built-in sensor monitors the wearer’s heartbeat,
making sure the front clasp remains locked – unless genuine ‘excitement’ is
detected.
If it is, the bra will automatically spring open in
an alarmingly violent fashion. The science behind it is rather less
scintillating.
‘When excited, the adrenal medulla [gland] secretes
catecholamine, which affects the automatic nerve, and stimulates the heart
rate,’ said Japanese lingerie maker Ravijour. ‘A sensor reads the woman’s heart
rate and sends it to a special app via Bluetooth for analysis.
Fans can't buy the bra directly, but win a chance to
try it out by spending more than 5,000 Japanese yen (about $50) on the brand's
website.
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